TEXT OF COMIC:
I learned that if you hum through a comb and tissue paper, you can make music like a kazoo!
Why would you want to make music like a kazoo?
I’m really good at it already! Listen!
Wow, that actually is impressive.
I’m the comb-humming queen.
You took actual comb-and-tissue-paper-playing lessons just to make that joke.
It was either that or transform myself into a honeybee.
MOUSEOVER TEXT: Should have done that instead. There is a global need for more honeybees. There is no global need for more comb-and-tissue-paper players.