Sometimes I think I’m reading too much Dinosaur Comics, and then I remind myself that “too much Dinosaur Comics” is not a real thing
TEXT OF COMIC:
A great detective was investigating a mystery. The Liberty Bell had been stolen!
Or should I say “liberated”?
It had been replaced with a replica, which took authorities a while to notice… since the replica looked just like the object it replaced, another cracked and defunct bell.
You could even say it was a dead ringer.
The prime suspect was local loony Buck Norris… who claimed direct descendence from Isaac Norris, original commissioner of the Liberty Bell… and who had been known to go on public rants about how this made him Isaac’s true heir and therefore the bell’s rightful owner.
In search of clues, the detective explored the scene of the crime, and found–
If you say “fresh prints of bell heir,” I am seriously going to–
FRESH PRINTS OF BELL HEIR.
MOUSEOVER TEXT: buck had some bats in his belfry… or his bell-free