It’s odd that crossing fingers (at least in some cultures, such as mine) can mean either “good luck” or “I don’t have to keep the promise I’m making.” Maybe it’s an attempt to summon good luck in the endeavor of hiding one’s lie?
We should just kill all humans. It’ll satisfy the religious people because everyone who deserves happiness will go to heaven and be happy forever, and it’ll satisfy the scientific people because it will reduce global warming.
In a fit of writer’s block on what to put in this space, I very nearly pasted the entire script of Bee Movie here, but in the process of preparing to do that I happened to read some of it, and I’m sorry, it’s just too awful.
Abby is promising that, if she ever gains the power to foresee the future, she will begin looking for a boyfriend some time afterwards (because then she’ll know how best to avoid actually finding one.)