Bars apparently set the bar for coolness, in Cathy’s world.
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What did you do for Valentine’s Day?
Wrote romantic fan fiction.
That is so sad.
Go ahead and feel sad for me, but I had a great time.
You are the biggest loser in the world. You wouldn’t know anything cool if it came up and bit you.
Anything that would do that wouldn’t be cool anyway.
Wanna hear a joke? Abby walks into a bar.
That’s it. That’s the joke. The idea of you in a bar is so ridiculous it’s funny. That’s how uncool you are.
You spend a surprising amount of time around me, considering.
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