my new favorite riff on the old parachute-backpack joke

True story: we have an awesome stainless steel bento lunchbox, a gift from my mother-in-law, who said she rescued it from airport security who thought it was a bomb.

She claims she saw it abandoned in an airport and overheard the security guys talking about whether it could be a bomb, and she knew it was a bento box and she didn’t want them to destroy it, so she picked it up and took it home when they weren’t looking.

If this is true, my mother-in-law basically stole a suspected bomb out from under the noses of the bomb squad, and she is the most badass creature on earth.

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