You can’t really “borrow” a cup of sperm… at least it’s not something you can use and then give back. But then, neither is a cup of sugar, and neighbors stop by to borrow those all the time.
TEXT OF COMIC:
Dad, this is my friend Hans. He’s majoring in computer science and math.
His parents are hermits who think everyone should be hermits. They only met each other once, and they were trying to breed the ultimate antisocial human.
So… you’re Abby’s dad.
How’s your life been since you moved away? Any marriages or kids? I’m sure Abby’d want to know if she has any new family.
Nope, no marriages. I’ve actually been quite a hermit myself.
Though, after I moved to Alaska, this weird dark-haired middle-aged lady showed up one day, asking to borrow a cup of sperm…
MOUSEOVER TEXT: uh oh