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Christmas + campus = Krampus.

Her intended meaning was either that she feels alone due to her total lack of anything in common with her mother, or that she’s alone because her mother is too useless to count as a living being. Or some combination of the two. I’m not sure… Abby’s brain is sometimes an enigma even to me.

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 please forgive me, cathy love, i could not in good conscience bring a child into the world with your genes

I guess that sort of IVF tampering would be the ultimate form of cheating.

Different couples have different ideas of what’s cheating, though. John, for example, thinks it’s cheating on him if I eat snacks from the vending machine at work, because his awesome cooking should be enough for me.

(And he’s right… me eating vending machine snacks when I could have his cooking is kinda like Angelina Jolie cheating on Brad Pitt with Donald Trump. But sometimes, y’know, the vending machine isn’t Mr. Right, but it’s Mr. Right Now…)

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