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 no heir to inherit my wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff


From time to time my brain tries to make up more lyrics to the infamous Doctor Who/Doc Brown rap battle on Youtube, and the ones it came up with today are:

I was born of woman; I’m the fruit of a womb.
Your mama don’t exist; you’re the Fruit of the Loom!

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etymologically, lobotomy could just mean getting your ears pierced

Cathy actually does feel that Abby is hilarious, and feels it so strongly that she couldn’t help saying it. But to preserve her own air of superiority, she had to stifle her laugh and infuse her voice with a tone of sarcasm. She is sadly trapped in her own self-image.

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 i dropped the mike. mike is my new baby. he was never the same again.

“How does it feel to be using technology to criticize other people’s use of technology instead of using it to actually enjoy yourself?”

(I don’t know, because to me, using technology to criticize others is synonymous with enjoying myself.)

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Poe-pecia is less easy to make a joke out of.

I was trying to find a context for this pun all the years I worked in a pharmacy, and then along came “The Force Awakens” and it was the best day of my life.

(…and a few minutes after I came up with this one, I thought of a much dirtier finasteride pun, also starring Finn and Poe, but I saved that one for Tumblr.)

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