Teach a bird a phrase, and he uses it for a lifetime. You made your bed, Abby.
TEXT OF COMIC:
So their official conclusion is that I have some sort of elaborate fake bird that replays recordings that are way too complex for a real bird to learn.
There’s no rule against weird toys in dorms, so they’re gonna leave me alone. That’ll be nice.
You have the most bizarre life of anyone I know.
Abby suffers from social disabilities!
Of all the phrases I taught you to mess with that hall director, you had to latch onto THAT one as your new favorite?
MOUSEOVER TEXT: is a toy bird still allowed if it poops real bird poop?