Fireflies’ light displays are all about getting laid; every beautiful flower and bug and bird in the world is just out there for the sex.
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I watched Firefly before I watched any Doctor Who.
So whenever I hear “the Doctor and his companion River,” I don’t think of the Eleventh Doctor and River Song– I think of Doctor Tam and River Tam from Firefly.
Weren’t they brother and sister?
Yeah, but a sister can be a companion, can’t she?
Well, yeah, but if you go by the Firefly meaning of “companion,” that could get pretty awkward.
AAAH I DID NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT.
MOUSEOVER TEXT: when I hear ‘Tam’ I think of an Irish setter named Tammy that my uncle used to have