Writing this comic in October 2012. If a woman gets elected by write-in this November, this comic will make no sense. But I’ll be okay with that.
If the apocalypse happens in December, it’ll also not make much sense. But I will not be quite as okay with that.
TEXT OF COMIC:
Do you think we’re ever going to have a woman president?
No. This nation is too insane.
You ever read the statistics on how many Americans thought Obama was literally the Antichrist? We’re that insane. We’re that backward. It’ll never happen.
But a woman couldn’t be the Antichrist. The Bible specifically said it would be a man.
Hmm. Now there’s a platform I could run on. “Vote Abby! The only candidate on the ballot who’s guaranteed NOT to be the Antichrist!”
I foresee a lot of voters demanding your birth certificate, just to confirm your sex.
MOUSEOVER TEXT: oh, don’t be silly, we know the REAL antichrist will be a baby porcupine
What if the Antichrist is transgender? Oh, wait; the GOP would never think of that one.