ASL: Arachnid Sign Language.
Speaking of eight-legged creatures and Valentines, did you know an octopus has three hearts? (And who knows how many a Doctor Octopus has.)
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A Valentine’s Day Card for You
True fact:
Spiders have no sense of hearing.
So this is how they say “I love you.”
And then they shoot web at you, ’cause they love you THAT MUCH.
Happy Valentine’s Day to you too.
MOUSEOVER TEXT: Valentine’s Day is one month before Pi Day. Coincidence? Yes.
And Pi Day is one day before the Ides of March. That means Pi Day was the last full day Caesar lived.
Peter Parker is secretly fluent in ASL and kills criminals with love.