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Advair can defend you against the police! It can help you pass Breathalyzer tests!

When I was a kid it bugged me that all police cars had the same license plate, with just the word POLICE. I wanted them to be like other license plates, with three letters and three numbers. But COP was the only three-letter word for police that I knew, and the only appropriate numbers I could think of were 911.

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Does Ron want to yell at Nemo the fish, or Captain Nemo from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, or Little Nemo from the comic? At Dragoncon he might just meet all three.

I think the reason I remember Dragoncon being so full of love is because John and I had our honeymoon there in 2005.

Yes, this comic is in honor of our seventh anniversary. If we were Vulcans who had gotten married under the traditional Vulcan circumstances, this would be a very special anniversary for us.

But we’re humans, so it just means we have to give each other… hmm, let me consult the Official Stupid Anniversary Gift List… “copper or wool”? God, I hate being a human. I’m just gonna pretend we’re aliens and have wild pon farr sex instead. Vulcans have copper-based blood anyway.

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