Abby brings this with her when she goes out shopping for lottery tickets, making a show of testing every ticket before she commits to buying it, and then of course giving up, because she can’t find one worth buying. By the end of her shopping trip, everyone in the gas station is staring at her and making weird faces. Abby hopes that she has opened their eyes to the illogic of buying lottery tickets, but of course she’s deluding herself.
I don’t know if there’s any reason to believe Hitler was gay or Jewish. I’ve heard the rumors that he was, but I have no idea how valid they are. Still, I know for sure that saying Hitler was short and dark-haired is an insult to short and dark-haired people.
I made a willpower purse for myself, thinking I was the only person who could ever use such a thing. But everyone I showed it to said it was a brilliant idea and I should mass-produce and sell them. So, I made a few more and put them up for sale on my jewelry page. We’ll see what happens.