Maybe it’s squeezed purely, without any original sin in the process? Immaculate constriction?
(The original sin was eating forbidden fruit, so as long as the juice doesn’t contain any of that, it’s fine.)
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This orange juice says “Pure Squeezed” on the carton. I wonder what that means.
It means it’s pure orange juice, squeezed out of an orange.
But all orange juice is squeezed out of an orange. Even if it’s from concentrate, the juice got squeezed at some point before it was made into a concentrate.
The “squeezed” part means nothing. It’s completely unnecessary. It was already implied as soon as they labeled the product as orange juice.
They only use the word because people associate it with the phrase “fresh squeezed,” which they can’t use because it’s not fresh squeezed if it’s in a carton. The only purpose of using that word is to delude people into reacting to this product as if it were something it’s not.
See, you didn’t have to ask me why they label it like that. You already knew why.
I had a forlorn hope it might not be true.
I’m not sure most orange juice is squeezed. The oranges may be pulverized, then the juice pressed out (or the non-juice bits filtered out).