Stating a language rule and then complaining that “everyone gets it wrong” is kind of silly. If everyone really does the opposite of that rule, then the rule is outdated and the more common usage is correct. Abby can be a prescriptivist pedant sometimes.
I’m not sure the cult of Isis is really any better than today’s major religions.
But, you know how some luggage and travel companies make combination locks that use letters instead of numbers? I think Coleman should call theirs the “Coleman Nameloc.” It would be palindromically awesome.