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 I wonder how many customers would be offended at getting extra yolks.

Actually, if they split it up between two customers, you’d each get less than half as much white, because a double-yolked egg has less white than a normal one. And if they only threw away the extra yolk, you’d still get less white than you ordered. So they probably throw away the entire double-yolked egg and replace it with a normal egg.

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Being stalked by a dead guy is possibly more scary than being stalked by a live guy.

Anyway, I think Norma is mixing up “I’ll be Watching You” by Sting and “I’ll be Missing You” by Puff Daddy. Hip-hop artists have a confusing habit of stealing big chunks from other people’s songs.

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