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 Abby is never too tired for a pun.

When I count sheep they always do weird stuff. Like, instead of jumping over the fence, one of them will run straight through it and be cut into several pieces, which then reassemble themselves on the other side. And the next one will shrink down to a tiny size and walk through a gap in the fence. And the next one will tunnel under. And the next one will build an airplane and fly over. And the next one will set off a bomb and blow the fence down. And the next one will walk a few feet to the side and open the gate and walk through.

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It could also mean 'a pineapple with a tail.'

Hey, I’m sorry. Gimp doesn’t allow tildes.

According to Wikipedia, it means “strained pineapple”… which makes sense, I guess, since a “colander” is a strainer. But I’ve never heard “colar” used to mean “strain.” Maybe I haven’t talked with Spanish chefs enough.

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