Someone on a fanfiction forum once claimed that there must be such a thing as “het slash” because it turned up hits on Google. This was especially silly since most of the hits contained commas, with phrases like “het, slash and other fanfiction.” (“Het” is fanfiction about opposite-sex relationships, and “slash” is fanfiction about same-sex relationships, so in reality the only way there could be a “het slash” story is if there were more than one relationship involved. Or some interesting alien gender-bending.)
It’s okay to die so suddenly that you don’t even know you’re dying. And it’s okay to die on a few months’ or a few years’ notice, so you have time to do the things you wanted to do before you die. What’s not okay is finding out you’re going to die in five minutes. That would suck.
If she is pretending to have Munchausen syndrome, then that means she really does have Munchausen syndrome. However, if she really does have it, then she is not pretending to have it, and therefore does not have it. If she has it, then she doesn’t. Makes the head spin.