Abby and Norma

Primroses do not have any known hallucinogenic properties, but they can be used to make wine.

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if you’re too tired to move
then you can take this med
and it will make you walk
you are the undead

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Some snakes give live birth. (Because if they gave dead birth, they wouldn’t be very good at reproducing.)

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The only mythological figure who can be defeated by making him look at his own reflection is Narcissus.

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We also frequently forget that it’s about remembering people, and not about sales or cookouts.

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Is Norma saying that garlic butter coffee is a mistake only a machine would make? Or only a human?

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Starlings like to catch bugs in general. They could just as well be called buggers.

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The closest thing to a rooster that Abby interacts with regularly is Polyphemus the Starling, and perhaps she’s extrapolating the pooping habits of roosters from that.

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I have a weakness for “use this word in a sentence” jokes. I admit it. It’s kind of the whole basis of Abby’s Youtube Channel that can Make Any Medication Name into a Song. I think both she and I realize how silly it is, but we just can’t help liking it.

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no this is absolutely not based on anything in my own job

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