To be fair, many of the kids featured on those lists really don't seem to have known what they were doing. But there are definitely some where I feel they ought to get public recognition for it.

I mean, imagine if you said something really clever on an assignment as a kid, and then tried to use it in another work later in life, but your publisher said, “No, I won’t publish this, you clearly stole it from this viral internet clickbait list of funny schoolkid homework assignments.” And your name’s been cut out of the picture in the list so you’ll never be able to prove your authorship, and you’ll curse your teacher till the day you die.

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